Those of you that watched Big Brother two years ago surely know Makossi Muamba, the Zimbabwean beauty who became a lesbian to avoid deportation from the UK! Makossi recently breezed into G-Bar on Old Kent Road. But before you can ask what such a Z list celebrity was doing in a down market place like the G-Bar. Now hold on a minute, we don’t have anything against the G-Bar the place has been renovated and is now a lot better than what it used to be, but you will agree with us that Old Kent and G-Bar cannot compare to Tiger-Tiger or Chinawhite the favourite celebrity hunts.
Ok where were we? Yes Makossi breezed into G-Bar as if that wasn’t news enough, she had 2Face Idibia, Ruggedman, Tony Tetuila and a bunch of very rough looking girls. Those girls would have been at home in downtown Mushin rather than London! 2Face was all over Makossi like a bad rash! All evening Ruggedman tried to get into Makossi but 2Face kept blocking him!
We won’t tell you about the X- rated dress Makossi wore, why bother describing somebody who tied a very small towel round an ample frame? When it came to dancing, it was absolutely disgusting; Makossi should never be allowed to dance in public again. Have you ever seen a baby elephant dance? She was bent over wriggling her, now very wide, hips furiously, all we wanted to do was shout please stop dancing, please stop this torture”! It was a very cringing moment for everybody around!
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