Saturday 28 July 2007
A Tale of 2Face, Ruggedman and Makossi of Big Brother
Those of you that watched Big Brother two years ago surely know Makossi Muamba, the Zimbabwean beauty who became a lesbian to avoid deportation from the UK! Makossi recently breezed into G-Bar on Old Kent Road. But before you can ask what such a Z list celebrity was doing in a down market place like the G-Bar. Now hold on a minute, we don’t have anything against the G-Bar the place has been renovated and is now a lot better than what it used to be, but you will agree with us that Old Kent and G-Bar cannot compare to Tiger-Tiger or Chinawhite the favourite celebrity hunts.
Ok where were we? Yes Makossi breezed into G-Bar as if that wasn’t news enough, she had 2Face Idibia, Ruggedman, Tony Tetuila and a bunch of very rough looking girls. Those girls would have been at home in downtown Mushin rather than London! 2Face was all over Makossi like a bad rash! All evening Ruggedman tried to get into Makossi but 2Face kept blocking him!
We won’t tell you about the X- rated dress Makossi wore, why bother describing somebody who tied a very small towel round an ample frame? When it came to dancing, it was absolutely disgusting; Makossi should never be allowed to dance in public again. Have you ever seen a baby elephant dance? She was bent over wriggling her, now very wide, hips furiously, all we wanted to do was shout please stop dancing, please stop this torture”! It was a very cringing moment for everybody around!
Ok where were we? Yes Makossi breezed into G-Bar as if that wasn’t news enough, she had 2Face Idibia, Ruggedman, Tony Tetuila and a bunch of very rough looking girls. Those girls would have been at home in downtown Mushin rather than London! 2Face was all over Makossi like a bad rash! All evening Ruggedman tried to get into Makossi but 2Face kept blocking him!
We won’t tell you about the X- rated dress Makossi wore, why bother describing somebody who tied a very small towel round an ample frame? When it came to dancing, it was absolutely disgusting; Makossi should never be allowed to dance in public again. Have you ever seen a baby elephant dance? She was bent over wriggling her, now very wide, hips furiously, all we wanted to do was shout please stop dancing, please stop this torture”! It was a very cringing moment for everybody around!
Back on The Road!
A lot of you must have noticed that the Molue has been off the roads these past months. We had to take it in for extensive repairs after undue harassment by VIO and FRSC officials! It has now being serviced and the Molue is ready to ride again! We have Molue loads of jist for you people, make sure you don’t miss the Molue you can only catch it at www.molue.blogspot.com make sure you hold your change as you come on board if not conductor go “marry you” with another person!!
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