Wednesday 27 December 2006

Rascality In High Places

I got a few emails, some were quite good and others were ehmm ehm… not so nice! But that is life for you wetin concern me, I am just a bloody Molue driver. Going forward, you will see more posts about what I have termed as Rascality in High Places in Naija. It took a lot of work and driving around the roads of Naija in my battered Molue to get the gist. I will like to thank all the various Conductors that have helped! (If you want to be a Conductor on the Molue, please send your story to the email above and we will take it from there!)

So what exactly is this Rascality in High Places? Well it is a story of corruption and moral decadence in the Corridors of Power. Nollywood is rife with stories of threesomes and lesbianism (we have a few stories there) and most people think it is a recent trend. Well they are wrong because such have been happening in high places in Naija.

Just a taster… how many of you have heard about the Male University of Jos student who committed suicide because of the African Maradonna? What about the mobile network mogul who is a Pillow Bitter? There is the First Lady in the South-South state who is a chronic lesbian who will do anything for her girls. The South-South is a cesspool of iniquity. There is the South-South Governor who fathered a child with the daughter of one of his commissioners! And another First Lady who was besotted with her jail bird lover in London. The affair got so serious that His Excellency himself went to London to threaten the Jail bird lover of his wife! What about the South East Governor whose speciality is Prostitutes anytime he lands London; he even took one of them to the State House in his State!

There is so much filth and corruption. Some of them are like badly written scripts out of Nollywood… sorry Hollywood. Like they saying, you cannot hide pregnancy! There are a lot of stories to be told on the Molue.

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